Texas fans' projection is painfully obvious ahead of Texas A&M football showdown

Some have the gift of subtlety. That is one gift, however, that seems to abandon any and all Texas fans when talking about Texas A&M football.
Oct 5, 2024; College Station, Texas, USA; Texas A&M Aggies tight end Theo Melin Ohrstrom (17) reacts in the fourth quarter against the Missouri Tigers at Kyle Field. Mandatory Credit: Maria Lysaker-Imagn Images.
Oct 5, 2024; College Station, Texas, USA; Texas A&M Aggies tight end Theo Melin Ohrstrom (17) reacts in the fourth quarter against the Missouri Tigers at Kyle Field. Mandatory Credit: Maria Lysaker-Imagn Images. / Maria Lysaker-Imagn Images
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Texas fans can't help but attempt to rewrite history and project onto Texas A&M football ahead of decisive matchup

With this weekend's huge matchup between Texas A&M football and the Longhorns looming, there's been a healthy amount of trash talk going on. Given how long the history between these two programs is, you have a healthy amount of appealing to that history going on.

And then, you have something like this.

I'll give you a second to emotionally process just how corny this is.

You good? Okay.

Of course, to anyone paying attention, you know that it is not the Aggies who were running from this rivalry. The Longhorns refused to keep playing the game, like the petulant children that they are, because they didn't like that A&M made the jump to the SEC. In fact, they reportedly worked along with other Big 12 teams to make sure no one from the conference scheduled A&M at all.

DeLoss Dodds said their nonconference schedule was full, and then when the Longhorn program nosedived following A&M's departure, he said that Texas should get to decide when the two teams play again. All the while, the Aggies' brass was saying that they were very open to playing; even after Dodds left, the Texas AD was still dodging the game. Even the Texas coaches were saying how much they were afraid of taking on the Aggies.

How anyone can read that and say that it's the Aggies who have been running from this matchup boggles the mind. But the Texas fanbase has a special penchant for finding new lows in making mind-numbingly awful points, even when it's tough to theoretically conceive of someone going lower.

Now that the Longhorns have followed in the Aggies' footsteps, though, they are, indeed, forced to play the Aggies again. Like then-Texas AD Steve Patterson said, well-representing the cowardly Longhorn sentiment:

Well, there's a compelling reason now. You're about to get compelled up and down the field for four quarters.

Is that anything? Someone let me know if that's anything.

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